Oh boy, where do I even begin with this cinematic landfill fire? Three years after Alien vs. Predator (2004) took a dump on fan expectations with its neutered PG-13 rating and insultingly shallow execution, the powers that be dangled a shiny new promise in front of us: Aliens vs Predator: Requiem—a so-called “return to form.” This time, they assured us,…
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